envy4breakfast:

CollegeHumor: The 10 Lies You Tell Yourself Every All-Nighter


“I’m not going to censor myself to comfort your ignorance.” — Jon Stewart  (via prisy666)



lilianlies:

#me about my future




iguanamouth:

ugh i want to get really uncomfortably rich and then just. go around and anonymously donate huge amounts of money to people for things like HEY youre trying to move away from your abusive parents?? BAM 10 thousand mystery dollars oh whats that your dog needs surgery?? BAM paid for hey you cant afford to go to that con with your friends?? BAM better get your cosplay ready you fucking nerd



ohblainers:

If you ever think your parents are too hard on you just remember that Mufasa materialized as a cloud to tell Simba to get his shit together.


feellng:

haha